Curse

Sagius Truthbarron · Sep 09, 2005, 09:15 AM // 09:15

After spending the night playing Guild Wars, I retired to find, not only the cat sleeping in my bed, but black dander all over it. I also discoved that a few flees had desided to migrate off the cat and latch themselves all over the bed.

There are little indentations all over the pillow wear one perticularly large flea had been trying to suck blood, or feathers, or something out of my pillow. One smaller flee I attempted to crush with a peace of paper. After a 30 second struggle while the little bugger tried to hop away I somehow tore it away from it's legs - which were still latched into the bed! They are almost impossible to destroy!

And as I was typing this, A FLEA JUMPED ON my SPACEBAR!!!1

So much for FRONTLINE FLEA CONTROLL!

Moltov joss · Sep 09, 2005, 09:28 AM // 09:28

LOL. Must be some big fleas, or are they RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOaroaches? No lol jk.

Um just seeing that funny censor for the insect i noted LMAO yay "GOaroaches"!!!!

Sagius Truthbarron · Sep 09, 2005, 09:47 AM // 09:47

The kitty refuses to leave my room...

Esprit · Sep 09, 2005, 02:28 PM // 14:28

Obviously you haven't tried using a more convincing tactic, such as a taser.

Danny_Rowe · Sep 09, 2005, 03:34 PM // 15:34

them some big ass fleas if you can see them, i suggest gettin a blender and some ice cream........

sidepocket13 · Sep 09, 2005, 03:40 PM // 15:40

advantix worked well on my cats, and killed the fleas wherever my cats roamed too!

EchoSex · Sep 09, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15

MEP. I feel your pair. My wittle kitten had a flea problem. I felt bad because I wouldn't pet her untill I knew the fleas were dead.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 09, 2005, 10:20 PM // 22:20

I just petted a neighbour's cat and I feel *EWWWWWWWW* good job I washed my hands when I came in - don't know where it's been.

Enigmatics · Sep 09, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Off topic and the Absurd.

So why am I Rocinante when I don't have as many posts as some people that are still ranked as the boat-guy. Oh. Quixote. that's the one.

ty3c · Sep 10, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51

btw heres something natural that works really well too

neem oil or neem shampoo

it kills all fleas in secs!

just wash your cat or dog and bam all fleas are dead

it works wonders

i used it on my dogs

they rarely got fleas after that

the neem is a natural and safe way to kill fleas and it makes your dog or cat have shiney fur and other bad things

get neem if you wanna be safe too.

Mistress Eyahl · Sep 10, 2005, 03:18 AM // 03:18

I have 8 cats... how many fleas is that?

Sagius Truthbarron · Sep 10, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37

Ducktape has many uses... I almost feel sorry for that roll of fleas at the bottom of my trash can

Lord Bentam · Sep 10, 2005, 05:41 AM // 05:41

:@

Lice are worse .. Thank god you don't have lice on your pillow ..

Fleas are good for flea circus's .. Make some money ..

Sagius Truthbarron · Sep 29, 2005, 12:30 PM // 12:30

They're back! I woke up this morning with a giant army of 3/8s of an inch sized (largest fleas I've ever seen) fleas gleefully hopping about on my bed. Today the trash cans will run silver with the taped up bodies of my enemies!!1

Naprius · Sep 29, 2005, 12:33 PM // 12:33

i suggest getting a hammer, bashing ur cat flat, getting a torch, and burning ur room.

that should teach em

Wolvenbear · Sep 29, 2005, 12:57 PM // 12:57

3/8" fleas?!? Are you certain those are fleas and not evil ticks?
Try lemon water. Seriously. Chop up a lemon and put it (pulp, rind, juice and all) into a spray bottle. Fill the bottle the rest of the way with water. Let it sit at room temperature for a couple hours. Then spray a paper towel or wash cloth and pet your cat with it. Spray the lemon mixture on your bed and carpet, too. I don't recommend spraying the cat directly though, as this can lead to bloody legs/arms/face. The lemon scent smells good to us but fleas and ticks don't like the citrus for some reason. Maybe it's the citric acid, maybe it blocks the way they track their prey. Either way, worked for me on two cats and a dog.

P.S. Lemon juice also works as a nice degreaser, just like the orange cleaner you find in the stores. Water it down a bit and put on a towel to clean your keyboard, mouse, or even the plastic parts of your monitor.

Naprius · Sep 29, 2005, 01:01 PM // 13:01

not to mention it cures cancer and makes you smarter

Old Dood · Sep 29, 2005, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Go to the Pet store and get HealthGuard Flea & Tick remover. It is a liquid that you put on the back of the animals neck. Follow the directions to a T. Also then go to the Grocery store and get RID It kills lice and Fleas. Follow the directions to the T on that stuff too. You are going to have to wash ALL your linens and clothes in HOT water. You are going to have to vacuum your carpet very very well.

I would keep your pet isolated in a room so it will not infect other areas of your house. You are going to probably have to bath your cat...that will be fun...eh? Wear leather gloves.

Link Ironhammer · Oct 01, 2005, 04:20 PM // 16:20

fleas... hate em... its wonder why my dog drags his ass on the floor...

Old Dood · Oct 01, 2005, 04:22 PM // 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link Ironhammer

fleas... hate em... its wonder why my dog drags his ass on the floor...

That is not Fleas. Dogs have sacks near the anus. They need cleaning out or they are infected.